When the bus stopped for passengers to board, a woman realized that her skirt was too tight to allow her to step onto the bus.
Somewhat embarrassed, she smiled at the driver and reached behind her and lowered the zipper of her skirt a little, thinking that maybe that would help.
He tried to climb up, but he couldn’t.
Feeling even more embarrassed, she pulled down her zipper a little more and tried again to get on the bus, but to no avail.
Almost crying from shame, she lowered the zipper completely and again could not get it up.
Then a tall guy who was behind her in line picked her up by the waist and put her on the bus.
Furious, she turned to the good Samaritan and shouted:
_How dare you touch me? I don’t know you!
The man, with a broad smile, said softly:
– Well, ma’am, I don’t normally do these things; but after you pulled down my fly three times, I thought we were already friends.