A woman and a man crash head-on with their cars. The impact is so great that both vehicles are completely destroyed, but, incredibly, neither of the drivers is hurt.
After getting out of their respective cars, the woman says:
But look how our cars have turned out!
And miraculously we don’t have a single scratch!
“This must be a sign from God for us to get to know each other, be friends, and make love like crazy for the rest of our days.”
The man, dazzled by the woman’s beauty, responds:
-Oh yes! I completely agree with you.
The woman continues:
“Look, another miracle. My car is completely destroyed, but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely fate wants us to take it and celebrate our good fortune.”
The man, in complete agreement, uncorks the bottle, makes a salute and drinks half of it. Then he hands it back to her so she can drink too.
The woman grabs the bottle and puts the cork on.
The man, surprised, asks him:
“Aren’t you going to drink?”
The woman answers:
“No, I prefer to wait for the Traffic Police to come and take the breathalyzer test.”
MORAL:
Women are and always will be more calculating than pretty (I would say smarter than some) and men who are trusting are and always will be their victims. Gentlemen, be careful.
(A little humor, gentlemen, don’t get angry, accept that there are smart people and stupid people)